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1. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? – A “Knight” light
2. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? – It’s nacho cheese
3. How do you make a tissue dance? – You put a little boogie in it
4. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? – BREATH
5. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? – FO DRIZZLE
6. Why is six afraid of seven? –Because seven ate nine
7. What does a nosey pepper do? – Gets jalapeno business
8. Why did the orange stop?–  Because, it ran out of juice
9. Why did the policeman smell bad? Because he was on duty
10. How does Jesus make tea? – Hebrews it

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