• Q:Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A:Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

• Q:What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

A:I don’t know, but the flag is a huge plus.

• Q:What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

A:It gets toad away.

• Q:If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.

A:They’re usually 90 degrees.

• Q:If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have?

A:Really, really big hands.

• Q:How does NASA organize a party?

A:They planet.

• I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

•  I told my friend not to get too excited about turning 32, since her birthday party would be so short.

“Why would it be short?” she asked.

I said, “Because it’s your thirty-second birthday.”

• I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know Y.

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