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1)Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crumby

2)Q: What do you call a famous fish?

A: A Starfish

3)Q:Why did Cinderella’s coach take her out of the game?

  A:Because she ran away from the ball!

4)Q:Why do bees have sticky hair?

   A:Because they use honeycombs.

5)Q:Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
A:Because it’s two-tired!

6)Q:Where do library books like to sleep?
A:Under their covers!

7)Q: What’s mom and dad’s favorite ride at a fair?
A:A married-go-round!

8)Q:Where do cows go on Friday night?

   A: To the MOOOvie theater.

9)Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

    A:They wave!!!

10)Q:  Why did the man run around his bed?

      A:Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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