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600 Story Hotel: There were 3 guys that were heading back to the hotel room, which is on the last floor, the 600th floor. As they entered and walked towards the elevator, there was a sign saying ” out of order” on the elevator doors. They made a plan and took the stairs. The plan was that the first guy will crack jokes for the first 200 floors, the second guy will tell happy stories on the next 200 floors and lastly, the third guy will tell a sad story for the last 200 floors. 2 hours went by and the two guys told their jokes and happy stories. It was now the last guys turn and he said, ” Alright my sad story is that I left the key for the room on the first floor”.

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The Three Polynesians: There was a fob(fresh off the boat) Maori, a Samoan and, a Tongan. They all were preparing for a tsunami and each had one thing to take to the hill, where they will be safe. The Maori brought a car door, the Samoan brought a blanket, and the Tongan brought food. Once they were at the hill, the Maori asked the Samoan and Tongan what they brought. The Samoan said he brought a blanket so if it gets cold, he’ll be warm. The Tongan said he brought food so he wouldn’t be hungry. The Tongan and Samoan were confused why the Maori brought a car door and asked him, ” Why’d you bring a car door?” and the Maori said, ” If it gets hot…I can just roll down the window”.

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The 4 Businessman: There were 4 businessman awaiting for their wife’s nurse to bring out their newborn. The nurse came out and told the first businessman, ” Congratulations, your wife had 1 baby”. The businessman said, ” What a coincidence, I work for “1”- Way Hardware”. The nurse left and came back and told the second businessman, “Congrats, your wife had twins”. The businessman said, “What a coincidence, I work for ‘2’Chainz”. The nurse left again and came back to the third businessman and said, ” Congrats, your wife had triplets”. He said,” What a coincidence, I work for ‘3’ Brothers”. The nurse left again for the last time and returned to the 4th businessman crying. She asked ” What’s the matter”? and he said, ” I work for ‘7’Up”.

Credit Courtesy To: Clean Joke

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