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  1.  The child and his mother: A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child, “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
  2. Clever kids: A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.A 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.
  3. Elephant: The class teacher asked students to name an animal that begins with an ‘E.” One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T.” The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

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